FML 4 - Damn it! I am short

Did you realize that you are short? 

So short that people around you would say, "you are short!"

So short that you have to constantly look up to people, and others have to "look down" on you?

So short that you can't reach the top of the cabinet in the kitchen.

So short that you couldn't find the perfect jeans that really fit you.

So short that you can smell others armpits while squeezing in a moving train or bus

So short that you don't have the beautiful long legs like others women do.

So short that you have to make your hair spiky or wear a hat to create a false illusion that you are taller.

So short that you have to wear high heels that kill your feet.

So short that you couldn't find a woman to be interested in you. Ps. you know one of the basic requirements when women are looking in their partners is being tall enough, 180cm or taller.

So short that you couldn't watch a football games when everyone is standing up and cheering.

Being short? You are unlucky...

Lesson 4 = Fight for the "tall" gene when you still have the choice in generating the DNA. haha